Why did I do it? I’m an imbecile!

[DangerkittyToTheRescue]

But I’m a smart imbecile, listen to this!

To save time in the morning, I poured hot water on my windshield to melt a ¼ inch of ice and I did my windows also. No, I didn’t crack the windshield but when I got out of work later that day, the Fiero locks and doors were frozen solid. Thank goodness that I’m a knucklehead and left the driver’s side unlocked.

Anyways, I got home to my apartment, no garage, its 13*F outside and I knew that I had sabatoogied myself big-time. So anyways, I was thinking and nothing was happening until I decided to be a real smart imbecile! I took a small pail of hot water and poured a half bottle of that windshield de-icing spray in it and poured that on my door locks and dew strip.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, success! Worked like a charm, melted the locks and they didn’t refreeze! Just to be sure, I sprayed PB Blaster down between the dew strips at the latch and loaded the door locks up with Lock-Eze. The locks opened up perfectly this morning at 9*F above zero.

Sure, I was an imbecile but at least I was a really smart imbecile, must have bought a toupee with some brains in it.

[Lunkhead]

Way ta go DK!! Good thinnin there!


Those cold temps are tough. We're just starting to get cold weather here in the Philly area. I was spoiled with those 50 and 60 degree days!

[DangerkittyToTheRescue]

Thanks!
I was in a tough spot, didn't want to leave the car unlocked overnight. It was the smartest dumb idea that I've had in a while.

,,,, and don't worry, you'll get the artic temperatures soon enough.

[Lunkhead]

Yep, winter is finally here. Brrrrrrrr!

[Wilytank]

Yep, winter is finally here. Brrrrrrrr!

Not where I'm at. No snow.