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Working midnight shift at the supermarket, I tossed a can of botulism spoiled of Mighty Dog dog food into the night crew leader's stocking aisle. The can which was bloated up to softball size, spun like a crazy top while spewing this awlful putrid goo everywhere. The supermarket was basicly shut down as customers refused to enter the reaking store. It was horrible.
Same store, the night crew leader lost control, ran the self propelled floor cleaning machine into a huge glassware display, a total wipeout. I had poured a couple of gallons of Wesson oil into the machine as retribution for his uneven distribution of work loads. Hehehehe.
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