Favorite Quotes

[Brighto Salesman]

To me this is the all - time best!

Man: Are you members of the press?

Moe: Well, uhhh....

Curly: I used to be! But I didn't do any pressing; I went through the pockets, sort of a dry cleaning! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

Moe: Get out! (smacks him)

Curly: OUCH!

Cracks me up every single time, even after hearing it more times than I can count!

Great site, by the way!

[Lunkhead]

Welcome to the mad house Tom! Glad to have ya.

[DangerkittyToTheRescue]

Welcome to the forum.

I'm sure that MickeyMoe2 will be around shortly to give you your initiation!
Nyuk nyuk nyuk, and I do mean initiation!

Moe,,,,"I'll knock your head right through your socks!"

[DangerkittyToTheRescue]

Moe,,,,"Now you're getting your vitamins, starch, vegatables, hypocandriacs."

Larry,,,,"He swallowed the tacks,,,, the tacks won't come out!"
Shemp,,,,"They went in, maybe they're income tax."

Larry,,,,"Hey wait a minute, I can't find the negative."
Moe,,,,"How about the positive."
Curly,,,,"I'm positive about the negative but I'm a little negative about the positive."
Moe,,,"Oh, negative eh!" slap slap smack

Moe,,,"If we're discovered, we're lost."
Curly,,,,"You're crazy, if we're discovered, we're found."

[Afa Dollah]

Moe: Remind me to murder you later.

Curly: I'll make a note of it. Got a pen?

Moe: Never mind; I'll do it now. (SLAP!)

[DangerkittyToTheRescue]

Moe,,,,"If you're gonna cheat, then cheat fair!",,,,"If there's anything I hate, it's a crooked crook!"

Curly,,,,"You heard of the pied piper of Hamlin? I figure that if he can pipe rats pie-eyed, then I can pipe ducks sober!"

Moe,,,,"We'll pull names out of a hat."
Larry,,,,"I've got Florabell."
Moe,,,,"I've got Corabell."
Curly,,,,"I've got Stetson,,,,which one is she?"

[DangerkittyToTheRescue]

Moe,,,,"We're off to the sea, to see what we can see, see?
Larry,,,,Curly,,,,"See see."
Moe,,,,We're off to the sea, where the wild winds blow, see?"

Moe,,,,"I know how to cock a cannon, right?"
Larry,,,,Curly,,,,"Right, right, right, to the right, the right, right."
Moe,,,,"Wait a minute! Everything allright?"
Larry,,,,Curly,,,,"Right!" smack smack

[DangerkittyToTheRescue]

Curly,,,,,"We have met the enemy and he belongs to us!"

[vincent]

moe: helloooo\larry: helloooo\curly: helloooo\moe, larry, & curly: hello!\just another example (there are many), of unique stooge behavior, that cracks me up every time\sometimes i just think about it & i laugh\i shouldnt do that in public anymore\

[Wilytank]

I'm the shadow!
boo!

[Lunkhead]

Welcome Wilytank!

[DangerkittyToTheRescue]

:moe4: I'm the shadow!
boo!

In the Sweet Pie and Pie! One of the best pie fights ever!
Welcome Wiliytank!

Ok heres another quote for you.


,,,,"We'll get the filthy lieuker, the muhla, the geitus.
No slippery guy named Slipp is ever going to cheat us.
a zooom,,, a zoool,,, a zaaal,,,"
SLAP,,,,SLAP

[Wilytank]

:moe4: I'm the shadow!
boo!

In the Sweet Pie and Pie! One of the best pie fights ever!
Welcome Wiliytank!

Ok heres another quote for you.


,,,,"We'll get the filthy lieuker, the muhla, the geitus.
No slippery guy named Slipp is ever going to cheat us.
a zooom,,, a zoool,,, a zaaal,,,"
SLAP,,,,SLAP

Ready for a good time right here.

[Wilytank]

Another quote...

An eye!

Yeah. An eye for an eye.

Poke.

And a tooth for a tooth?

Sure!

AHHH!

Note: Moe rocks.

[Lunkhead]

Moe is da man!