by Lunkhead on June 15th, 2005, 7:24 pm
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MickeyMoe2
Blubberhead
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(8/7/03 2:39 pm)
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Hey CementHeads,
Things are slowing down here....SMACK!!!! .....I think we should incude dialoge from any characters that appeared in stooge shorts in this thread. If ya don't like it...."MEET MA BARE HAND!!!! SSSSSSSSSSMMMMMAACCCCKKKKK!!!
MM THE MM (I'll show you some real mahem)
CurlyQlink41144
Applehead
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(8/7/03 2:53 pm)
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I cant think of any real good ones right now, so I'll use the ones everyone knows:
"You sho is ugly!" - Dudley dickerson - A Gem of a Jam
"HALP HALP,.. I'M LOSIN M' MIND!" - Dudley - Hold that Lion
"This has sho gone crazy!" - Dudley - A Plumbing We Will Go
MickeyMoe2
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(8/7/03 3:57 pm)
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Hey CQ,
Any line you can think of from the Stooges shorts is a good one!!
How bout this one......"I'M BIG MIKE...WHATYA WANNA SAY TO ME???"
MM the MM
MickeyMoe2
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(8/7/03 3:58 pm)
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"Do yooooouuuu soelmly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nuthing but the truth so help you god????
"Raise your right hand!!!"
"Take off your hat!!!"
MM the MM
CurlyQlink41144
Applehead
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(8/8/03 2:23 pm)
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Sheriff - "I'm the law in Lobo city,..I'll run them vermin down and bring em to justice!,...........Somebody stole m' gun!!!"
MickeyMoe2
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(8/8/03 2:27 pm)
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"Tweet tweet little birdie.....we'll run 'em ragged and take 'em for everything they got!!!"
MM the MM
CurlyQlink41144
Applehead
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(8/8/03 3:28 pm)
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"I dont eat duck I'm a vegetarian!"
Lunkhead
Grand Imbezzle
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(8/8/03 9:04 pm)
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"She's in a coma." ~ Bud Jamison
"I am not! I'm in a bed! Gee, the joint is haunted." ~ Sick lady, after noticing Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine & Dr. Howard standing at her bedside.
Lunkhead
Grand Imbezzle
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(8/8/03 9:24 pm)
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"That is the momentuous question! I once asked Hamlet! And he made this suggestion. He said go for a walk. And I met a dog. Ruff! Rooowww! Rooowww! Raaarrrr!!! Raaarrrr! Pppphhhhttt!........................Look!!! Great, big, giant, green canaries!"
Lunkhead
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(8/9/03 12:05 am)
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"Practically unoccupied." ~ Vernon Dent, after examining Curly's skull in A BIRD IN THE HEAD.
stoogefan65
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(8/9/03 9:47 am)
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"Now,...don't worry. I'm just gonna take the top of your head off,..right THERE !!"
Vernon Dent to Curly
"From Nurse To Worse" (?)
Bruckman64
Pumpkinbrain
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(8/10/03 4:52 am)
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SHEMP: What are you eating, candy?
CONCUBINE: No, garlic. [Shemp nearly passes out]
DOORMAN: Mr. Chairman, three gentlemen wait without.
BUD JAMISON: Without what?
DOORMAN: They want to join our club today.
BUD JAMISON: Okay! Admit them right away. [Stooges enter.] In the name of the Woman Haters' Club, I welcome you. Do you three gentlemen understand what you're expected to do? Now boys, relax. I said, relax. Now please, at ease, relax! Relax! I didn't tell you to break your backs!
MR ZERO [club member]: But where does the money come from?
From those dopey guys who fall,
I say down with every man who sings "My Life, My Love, My All"!
MRS LARRY ["Dizzy Doctors"]: You weasel faced porcupine!
EMIL SITKA [in "Vagabond Loafers", after seeing a light fixture suddenly disappear in a gaping hole in the wall]: Short circuit, no doubt.
SYMONA BONIFACE [under influence of alum-spiked punch]: Youn snay the mos asmusning thnings!
SYMONA BONIFACE: Why, what's the matter? You act as though the sword of Damocles were hanging over your head!
stoogefan65
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(8/12/03 6:30 am)
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"Drop those ducks !!!"
Richard Fiske in "Boobs In Arms"
stoogefan65
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(8/17/03 8:06 am)
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"Come DOWN outta there, "TAR-ZIN."
Marcia Healy, (Ted's sister), as Florabell/Corabell in "The Sitter Downers."
"Good NIGHT, Gentlemen. I hope you'll have a nice LONG rest."
Ted Lorch, ("Jerkington"), in "If A Body Meets A Body."
stoogefan65
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(8/18/03 6:41 am)
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A.Mouser,.."Bills ! Bills ! Nothing but bills !! This mouse catching business is goin' to the dogs. Say,...where are those three loafers?"
Employee,.."They're out back talkin' politics."
A.Mouser,.."Politics?"
Employee,.."Yeah. I just heard one of the say,...Lets have a 'New Deal.'"
MickeyMoe2
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(8/18/03 8:15 pm)
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Hey StoogeFan,
That was a funny scenario, but did you notice that the "boss's" toupe came off when he hit the table and all the chips and cards hit him in the bean???
MM the MM
stoogefan65
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(8/19/03 7:07 am)
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I missed that, MickeyMoe2. Ihave the short on tape, so I'll check it out.
Moe:,..."Oh boss. You got brains like Napoleon!!"
jagmandc
Pumpkinbrain
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(8/19/03 7:47 pm)
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A couple of others from assorted episodes:
"Stop it! Stop it this instant! You disGRACEful vagabonds!"
(Mrs. Gotrocks in Half-Wits Holiday -- I think the actress' name was Helen Dickson)
"Defend this house until your blood flows down in rivers!" (Ted Lorch in "Spook Louder")
and, of course, the immortal --
"Hold hands, you lovebirds!" (the inimitable Emil Sitka in "Brideless Groom")
stoogefan65
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(8/24/03 8:19 am)
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"I raised my rifle and FIRED !!...( SPLAT,..Catches a pie in the face),...Naturally, the lions halted. But , you can understand EXACTLY what i'm talking about."
Eddie Laughton in "In The Sweet Pie And Pie."
stoogefan65
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(8/26/03 5:21 am)
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"Dis' is the last straw strike !! ,....And NOW , before I go,....I'm GONNA KILL YA !!"
Gino Corrado in "An Ache In Every Stake"
stoogefan65
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(8/28/03 4:49 am)
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"Dis game , I think she is crook. I smell de skunk."
"For you , I have the GRAND surprise !!"
Bud Jamison in "Whoops ! I'm An Indian."