Lunkhead's Lair

by **Lunkhead** on June 6th, 2005, 9:21 pm

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NOTE: THIS THREAD IS FROM THE LUNKHEAD'S ZONE EZBOARD
UNFORTUNATELY, MANY OF THE ORIGINAL REPLIES ARE
STILL MISSING DUE TO THE EZBOARD CATASROPHE.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CONTINUE ON!
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MickeyMoe2
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How about some famous Curly qoutes? Of course, ALL Curly quotes are famous.

"HEY MOE, I CUT MY HEAD OFF, NAIL MY HEAD BACK ON, I DONT WANNA BE DEAD....THERE'S NO FUTURE IN IT!!!!"

MM the MM

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"OOOOOOOOOHH LOOK AT THAT TOOTH!!! WHAT A TOOTH. I'D WEAR IT ON MY WATCH CHAIN.....IF I HAD A WATCH CHAIN!!!"

MM the MM

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"WHERE'S MY GUN? WELL, THE LANDLADY'S BABY WAS CRYIN' SO I GAVE IT TO HIM TO PLAY WITH"

MM the MM

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Judge: "Do you swear.............."

Curly: "NO BUT I KNOW ALL THE WOIDS"

MM the MM

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My father died dancing, on the end of a rope. ~

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Moe- "Ya know my old man used to draw."

Curly- "Sure, he drew 20 years with one stroke of the pen!"

Lunkhead
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I'm a victim of soicumstance! ~

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"I'M TRYIN' TA THINK BUT NUTHIN' HAPPENS!!"

MM the MM

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Moe- "If we don't sell one of these reducing machines the landlady said we be sleeping on the sidewalk!"

Curly- "Say, I stopped the landlady this morning."

Larry- "How?"

Curly- "I said to her, Do you want us to be patriotic and buy war bonds or do you want us to be unpatriotic and pay the rent?, Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!"

Larry- "You had her there!"

Curly- "Thats what I thought But if we dont pay the rent we still sleep on the sidewalk!"

MickeyMoe2
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"Remember my big toe?...Shot off!!!....Almost!!!!

MM the MM

stoogefan65
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" One , two , three , ....and FOUR is ten !!"

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"A simple job for simple people." - A Plumbing we will Go.

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"Super service!"

"the sea has cobalt, it's full of mercury, too many fumes in our oxygen! all this smog now is choking you and me- good Lord where is it gonna end?"

"Save the Earth" from GODZILLA VS THE SMOG MONSTER, 1971

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"don't you dare hit me on the head, you know I'm not normal."

Don't forget to bring me back a peice of boint toast and a rotten egg!

MickeyMoe2
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"Boint toast and a rotten egg.....whataya want dat fauh????

MickeyMoe2
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"LET A GUY THAT KNOWS HOW TA KNOCK KNOCK NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!!!!"

Megaloman
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I got a tapeworm and that's good enough for him!

"the sea has cobalt, it's full of mercury, too many fumes in our oxygen! all this smog now is choking you and me- good Lord where is it gonna end?"

"Save the Earth" from GODZILLA VS THE SMOG MONSTER, 1971

CurlyQlink41144
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"I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid...What a liar I am!"

MickeyMoe2
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"Are you married or happy?" (Said while shaving ice)

MickeyMoe2
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"Don't be a jackass Yorik....drink it or you'll blow up!!!"

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Moe- "Whada you doin'?"

Curly- "I'm makin' a Western Surprise"

Moe - "There's no liqour in that...."

Curly- "THAT'S THE SURPRISE!!!!!!!"

by **Lunkhead** on June 6th, 2005, 9:23 pm

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As Curly's repeatedly getting punched by an assailant:

~ If I thought you meant that...

~ Take my word for it. He means it!!!

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THE greatest Curly quote of all time—and I’m amazed that no one has mentioned this one as yet—is:

“Don’t look now, but we’re about to be killed.”

Megaloman
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That's a good one- as all of these are!

"the sea has cobalt, it's full of mercury, too many fumes in our oxygen! all this smog now is choking you and me- good Lord where is it gonna end?"

"Save the Earth" from GODZILLA VS THE SMOG MONSTER, 1971

Lunkhead
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"Moe! Larry! The cheese!!! Wub Wub Woo! Woooo! Woooo! ~

And as Larry's stuffin it in his mouth...

"No, Rogfurt!!!" ~

Click on this link to listen to some cheese mania =>mywebpages.comcast.net/hpack/cheese2.wav

stoogefan65
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"Let a guy that knows how to saw SAW ,....see,...saw,...see." Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

"Hey , Lady. I think ya got something. I even scared myself !!!" Idiots Deluxe

Powered RedKing
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One of my faves-forget the short-but Bud Jamison is the ehad butler and the boys are posing as kitchen help and going through their usual Stoog-isms.
Bud-"Such levity-you gentlemen remind me of the 3 Stooges!"
Curly-"Hey that's an insult!"

or howabout this one-I'm surprised no one mentioned it yet-
"I resemble that remark!"
'I'm no mule!"
"No,yer ears are too short!"
"I'll ZunoMan ya!" Karas

MickeyMoe2
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You know your stooges powdered- welcome to the site.....PLINK!!! (nose flick)

MM the MM

Powered RedKing
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Why thank you MM-I finally got a hunk a brain!

here's some other faves:
Curly is knocked out,Moe frantically trying to revive him:
"Tell me your name kid,so i can tell yer mother"
Curly:"My mother knows my name!"

These classics were not just used by Curly but they are still funny:
"I can't see! I can't see!"
"Why can't ya see??"
"I got my eyes closed!"

Moe ordering the Stooges to dp something
Curly.:I'll do it when I'm good and ready!!"
Moe: "Are ya ready?"
Curly:"ya,I'm ready."

Curly takes out a cigar,slips the band off and put it too his ear
Moe:"Whattaya doin?"
Curly:"Listenin' to da band!"

"It spoke ta me-the spook spoke!"

And my all time favorite,a tender love song that I sing whenever possible during woik:
"She was bred in ol Kentucky
But she's only a crumb up here
She's knock-kneed and double jointed
wit a cauliflower ear
Someday we shall be married
an if vegetables get to dear
I'll just cut myself
a nice big slice
of her cauliflower ear
cuz that ain't rationed!"

"I'll ZunoMan ya!" Karas

MickeyMoe2
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Hey RedKing,
You're a true stooges fan! I'm impressed!! You're much smarter...your just an imbecille !!!! (kidding)

MM the MM

Powered RedKing
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I resemble that! Here's some more of my faves:
Oh a backbiter!
You dance like ya got yer legs on backwoids!
I'm to young to die! Too young and too handsome! *catches sight of himself in mirror* Well I'm too young.
*after Moe knocks out all his teeth trying to pull one that hurts in I CAN HARDLY WAIT* Ya got me bald headed in the mouth!
Finding a bow in a girl's hair as he prepares to dye it in the boy's south of the border beauty salon
Oh,cactus!

Oh boy,I have all these lines running through my head constantly and they quite often come out in everyday conversation.This is what happens from watching the boys constantly since 1985 I guess! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!Of course,most of the males in my family are just as bad-you should see holiday gatherings-we have to shave some ice,seperate 2 eggs and use one loaf of bread,well soaked!
"I'll ZunoMan ya!" Karas

stoogefan65
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Hey, Powered RedKing !!! Welcome !!! I think the name of the short w/Bud Jamison as a butler was 1944's "Crash Goes The Hash." It was Bud's final short , as he died shortly after its completion.

It also contained the following classic exchange:

Butler, (Bud ),..."Such Levity. Why , you remind me or the Three Stooges!"

Curly,..."HEY !! That's an INSULT !!"

Again, welcome to the site.

Megaloman
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PRK's a font of info- you'll see!

"the sea has cobalt, it's full of mercury, too many fumes in our oxygen! all this smog now is choking you and me- good Lord where is it gonna end?"

"Save the Earth" from GODZILLA VS THE SMOG MONSTER, 1971

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Redking,

I have the exact same thing happening- stooges lines always going thru my head. It keeps me sane and allows me to laff at the clowns in mgmt at work who think the whole woild revolves around them. When a suit asks me a question, I don't say "certainly", I say "soietenly!". I also fake tripping a lot...always good for a laff. And when I'm frustrated I do the Curly self-face slap/ massage and make the noise he does!

MM the MM

Powered RedKing
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Actually Megs-i'm a font of useless information! But you know that already from the Xeno forum! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
MM,I also find myself doing many of the same things,I just wish i could do it to customers sometimes,maybe on the last day i woik I will. Don't tell da bosses,but one in awhile,I'll answer da phone as Curly and pretend they dialed da wrong number-people call to order a pizza and I tell em it's da wrong number,bark at them and say,'Oh a clipjoint!" and hang up
Always has my co workers rolling!
"I'll ZunoMan ya!" Karas

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Man, I've been missing in action for a few days and the joint's rockin.
Welcome Powered! Great having ya here. And cool seein all the stooge quotes.

How about the infamous cryptic Curly remark in "DISORDER IN THE COURT":
After the toupee shooting & Moe's remark, "Oh superstitious eh?"
Curly follows with:
"Vigh Sight Kid" or "Vice-Eyed Kid" or [as translated by ShempShady? at StoogeWorld] - "As if I cared"
Will we ever really know for sure? I Love a Mystery. Any other interpretations?

MickeyMoe2
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"WHAT NICKIE NACKIES!!!"

Lunkhead
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"Where's your vice?" ~

"Vice? I have no vice. I'm as pure as the driven snow." ~

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Moe,.."Speak to me, Kid ! Tell me your name so I can tell your mother !!"

Curly,.."MY MOTHER knows my name !!"

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...Moe puts a bucket over Curly's head and punches it, sending Curly crashing to the ground where he remains motionless....

...Moe and Larry try to revive and unconscious Curly. Every time Moe bends over to check Curly he kneels on a doll. "Mammma..Maaaaammmaa...."

...Moe grabs the phone, picks up the receiver and say.."GIMMIE RIPLEY"!

to which Curly responds..

"HEY, YA GOTTA DIAL FOIST!!!!!"

MM the MM

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Soldier,.."Hey, what's behind those drapes?"

Curly,...."The back of da' drapes !!"

by **Lunkhead** on June 6th, 2005, 9:25 pm

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"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH....A MASK A ZINO CHERRY!!!!!"

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"NOISES, NOISES.....BEAUTIFUL NOISES!!!!"

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"IF at first you don't Suc-ceed,...keep on sucking 'till you do suc-ceed." "Movie Maniacs"

"Easel come , Easel go !!" "Wee Wee Monsouir"

"I'll take gin smothered in bourbon !!" "Three Sappy People"

"I just love Spanish food,...especially Corn Beef an Cabbage !!" "Three Sappy People"

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"I used to be a 'corker'." "Movie Maniacs

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<<"I used to be a 'corker'.">>

Are ya sure that wasn't a Sammy Sosa quote instead?

Edited by: Lunkhead at: 7/7/03 7:32 pm

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I hear ya' Lunk !!! (LOL !!) Curly said it in reference to a champagne cork , not a bat.

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"I'M SAWIN' A SAW IN HALF WITH A SAW SEE!!??"

MM the MM

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Listen You!!!!! ~

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"that's okay lady, you can't help it if you're crazy!!"

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"hey fellas, where'd ya get the suntans...? Here, share my raw liver.....oh can't take it eh???"

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"Oh, a woman! Woo! Woo! Woo!" ~

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As the boys are getting ready to make the suicide jump in RHYTHM & WEEP, Curly says something about wanting to eat a blueberry(?) pie first.

"Why do ya wanna do that?" ~

"So I can die jest [digest] right! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" ~

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"I always wanted to sock a cop.....see that?..Oh I showed you that already!"

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Is this the longest thread here? Woo woo woo!

"the sea has cobalt, it's full of mercury, too many fumes in our oxygen! all this smog now is choking you and me- good Lord where is it gonna end?"

"Save the Earth" from GODZILLA VS THE SMOG MONSTER, 1971

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If it isn't the longest thread here yet, maybe this will help:

"Look......bent to fit the head!"

Also like the scene in NUTTY BUT NICE where they're measuring unsuspecting folks to see if they meet the height of the kidnapped father, and Curly measures a man bent down painting a fire hydrant or something. "Two foot nine! Hmmm!"

"Hmmmm........I got the gas bill!"

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"Hey fellas..I can't hear a thing!!!!" (Why not?) ...

" I AINT LISTNEN'!!!!!"

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......."maha.........AHHHHAAAH!!!!"

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"I get Stetson, which one is she????"

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"....I'm too young ta die...too young and too handsome............NYYYYYYYYYAAAAHHHHHH!!!.......Well too young!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Moe,.."Did ya' lock the door?"

Curly,.."Yeah, TWICE. Once this way, (to the right), and once that way,(to the left).

"Idiots Deluxe"

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After unwittingly breaking into the U.S. Mint in CASH & CARRY:

"There's enough here for us all to have an operation!!" ~

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And yes! This is the longest thread in the joint, and the only one to achieve blinking EZ icon status. Yay! Thanks everyone for this huge ground-swell and landmark achievement at Lunkhead's Zone. I'm gonna go grab another cup a java and celebrate all night long. Pots for everyone!!!!

"That's a tin roof." ~

"Tin roof?" ~ Bartender
"Yea, a tin roof. It's on the house. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." ~

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Lunkhead, you sound like a caffeine addict.

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Might as well face it, I'm addicted to bean.

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"Yoda-lay-ee-ay-ee-oh, a-lay-ee-eeeew!" ~

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"Do you Rhumba?.." "Only when I take bicarbonate"

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"...and the chandeleer hit me in the head..." "MY WHAT A LUMP!"

"THAT'S NO LUMP, THAT'S MY HEAD!!"

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After Moe beats up Curly to show how mean he is...

"WOW, HE'S TOUGH!!"

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"A tootsie-fruitsie!" ~

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"Give us another chance! Be a regular guy!"

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"I just felt a stich go up my leg!!!"

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Yep, this is the longest thread!

"the sea has cobalt, it's full of mercury, too many fumes in our oxygen! all this smog now is choking you and me- good Lord where is it gonna end?"

"Save the Earth" from GODZILLA VS THE SMOG MONSTER, 1971

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"WE FORGOT OUR DUFFLE.............BAGS!!!!"

MM the MM

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"I found a Corona. It was a Corona-Corona, but I only found half of it."

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"Meet me in the gymnasium next to the dumbbells. You'll know which is me, I got a hat!"

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"Maybe they're so-fari away , we'll never catch them."

Three Missing Links

"Eniee , Meniee, Mine-ee, Moe. See? Ya' can't go wrong with Moe."

Three Little Pirates

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I just really enjoy reading these! Thanks guys!

"No I don't believe in luck. No I don't believe in circumstance no more. Accidents never happen, in a perfect world. So I won't believe in luck."

"Accidents Never Happen" Blondie

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YW Megs.

I shot an arrow into the air,
where it lands I do not care.
I get my arrows wholesale!!

MickeyMoe2
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..when Moe and Larry are about to blow the cement off Curly's feet with dynamite..

Curly: "Doncha think half a stick would be enough???"

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Moe: "What are you eatin'???"

Curly: "A wienie...but it's kinda tough!!!"

Moe: "THAT'S A RIVET.....DDDDDDIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!"

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"Let's go to Tunis, then we can get some Tunis sandwiches!"

"Hello Ma, hello Pa---it wasn't much of a fight. I stood like that....but not for long....."

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"The morbid , the merrier !!"

If A Body Meets A Body

I'd like to take him ,{Moe Hailstone} ,up on the roof and overthrow 'em."

You Natzy Spy

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"DON'T WORRY NELL...I'LL GET THAT SCUM BLACKIE!!!"

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"OKAY, I'LL PULL 'EM UP..YOU GO GET THE IRON BAR AND HIT HIM ON THE HEAD"....

"HEY, THIS FISH LOOKS LIKE MOE!!"

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"DING, DING, DING.....WHAT A SINKER!!!"

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"Oh, thanks for the dance or whatever you might call it!!!"

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Curly puts his foot right thru the bottom of a boat the boys just bought, leaving a gaping 1 foot hole....Curly looks out the hole and says ....

"DO YOU THINK IT'LL LEAK"????

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"I believe I'm startin' to smell a little !!"

All The World's A Stooge

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"Hey Moe...somethin' hit me in the head. Is there a bullet hole there??????"

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"I oughta be able to sleep for a week this bed is so soft......leave me a call for Wednesday will ya fellas???"

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"I can never BEAT these guys!!"

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"Hey Moe....what does blood taste like???....Hmmmm, not bad..tastes like ketchup!!!"

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Man that's some funny stuff. You know your Curly quotes, MM!

"No I don't believe in luck. No I don't believe in circumstance no more. Accidents never happen, in a perfect world. So I won't believe in luck."

"Accidents Never Happen" Blondie

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Thanks Courty. You're a pal!

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"What'd ya do with the queen?" ~ Moe to Larry
"Maybe he trumped her." ~ Curly

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The spook spoke ta me!! ~

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"SANTEE CLAUSS SHALL HEAR OF THIS!!"

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"NYYYYAAAHHHHH!!! SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S A BEAR DOWN THERE...I'M GONNA GET A TRAP"

("how could a bear be down there???")

"IT'S BEARLY POSSIBLE!!!!!"

mm the mm

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"Do you swear?"
"No, but I know all the woids."
(sorry if that's a repeat!)

"No I don't believe in luck. No I don't believe in circumstance no more. Accidents never happen, in a perfect world. So I won't believe in luck."

"Accidents Never Happen" Blondie

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"First you putsch your beer down, then you pick up your pretzels."

MOE: I will keep this book.
CURLY: Oh, a bookkeeper, eh?

"A vicious cycle. We must kill it. Remind me to kilocycle."

[from BEER AND PRETZELS]: "He's got FI' DOLLARS!!!"

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M:Hows your taste?
C:My tastes like a mattress.
M:Want mine?
C:Not now, I'm stuff.

Uncivil Warriors
Don't forget to bring me back a peice of boint toast and a rotten egg!

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Curly,.."The horses fall on the harness. Uh,..the harness falls on the horses."

Moe,..."And then I suppose they hook themselves up and dash off to the fire."

Curly,..."Well, if they don't , I'll be terribly disappointed!!"

Flat Foot Stooges

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"Darling, leave your husband and fly away with us." ~
"You know you love us, not that pickle-puss husband of yours." ~

"What's goin on here?!?!" ~ Sgt. Dare

"Scram buddy! You're interfering with romance." ~

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"How we gonna shoot gulfs without guns?" ~

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"Keep a cool head, that's me!" [while crockery is hurled at all 3 of them]

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"Well, if there is no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."

"He swam across the river and died of 'Potomac' poisoning."

UnCivil Warriors

"It ain't the dippin'. It's the countin' that's got me."

Hoi Polloi

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"LOOK! A ROOSTER BAR!!" "DON'T A ROOSTER CROW???"

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AN ACHE IN EVERY STAKE:
After Simone discovers the 2nd prize in her food...
"Oh a watch!" ~ Simone
"Hey that's mine!! Where's the stem??" ~
"A clip-joint eh? RUFF!! RUFF!!"

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"Hold your glass up shortie!!"

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"You're face looks familar,..but I don't know where to put it."

Blackie,.."For every membership you sell, you get 10%."

Doyle,...."That's right, boys. 10% of fifty dollars. Think of it !!!"

Curly,....."Oh Boy !! THREE dollars !!"

A Ducking They Did Go

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"Ma-ha" ~
"Ah-ha" ~
"That iron-head yadda yadda yadda... he askata taskata yadda yadda yadda... you gotta some slick chicks?" ~
"Oh, a wolf" ~
"Yadda yadda yadda... I'd like to see some babes myself!" ~

(Sorry about the poor quasi-interpretation, but you get the idea)

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[from UNCIVIL WARRIORS, after Curly has set fire to a slip of paper containing information on troop movements, thinking it's a cigarette]

MOE: Do you know what that was?
CURLY: Hot?!
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PROFESSOR: Tonight we return to Hamburg on the Clipper!
CURLY: I nevva hoid a such a thing!
MOE: What?
CURLY: He's gonna get a hamboiger with a zipper!
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All for one!
One for all!
I'll take care of myself!

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"BEANS AGAIN! DAT'S ALL I GET IS BEANS!!!!!"

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"Yea dat's clear....BUT WHERE DO YA GET THE MILK?"

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"Hey Mister, make like this..." ~
"Were you wearin a pink tie? No, then here's your lip." ~

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We're up to 6 pages now. I wonder how many replies it will hold? Let's find out.

NOTE: The above was not a Curly quote.

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(may have used this already...)

"HEY MOE, I CUT MY HEAD OFF, NAIL MY HEAD BACK ON, I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD, THERE'S NO FUTURE IN IT!!"

Edited by: MickeyMoe2 at: 8/7/03 6:45 am

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What happened to Operater 13? "He swam across the river and died of Potomac poisoning" is a reference to Ted Healy. Uncivil Warriors, which this line is from was made in '35 after Ted Healy was in the Movie Operater 13. My favorite line and there are many good ones in this short is;

Curly: I quit my job in that bakery
Southern Belle: Why
Curly: I got tired of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf

What's really special to me is after the line is delivered Curly gets slapped and reacts with an "oh" but it's an audio only smack and represents the only time I know of where Curly is abused physically and we don't get to see it.

Cool lines delivered to Curly:

My what a beautiful head of bone you have! - Vernon Dents girl at the beach in Booby Dupes. Great aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw reaction and the line I bet you tell that to all the boys delivered in reply by the master.

How do you spell head? B-O-N-E ! Then he gets whacked w/ the oversized pencil in Dizzy Detectives

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"I'm not building no house.... I got married so I could retire!"

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"Hey you whataya doin?" ..."I"m sawin' a saw in half with a saw, see?" "WHY, YOU RUINED MY SAWS" ...."Don't get excited, you can still use it for a cheeseknife!""

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:Republican? No, I'm a democrat.
:Not me, I'm a pedestrian.
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Don't forget to bring me back a peice of boint toast and a rotten egg!

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Welcome aboard Cheeseknife! Good to have another stoogaholic in the house.

"Eenie, meenie, miney, Moe. See, ya can't go wrong with Moe" ~

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"Hey......Your supposed to pull my tooth, not crush my skull!!

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"What is it about me that makes me so irresistable to women??"

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Curly finds a box of old mothballs. He eats one or two, crunching happilly. Then he says..

"AH, PEPPER MENT TEES!!!!"

He then walks over to Moe and steps on a loose floorboard which pops up and hits Moe right in the jaw!!!!!!

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"Hey fellas, I just got a hot tip on the next race!"
"Swell! Who'd you get it from, the jockey?"
"No, the horse!"

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" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the music goes in here, and it goes arrrrrrrrrrrouuuuuuuuuunnnnddd and arounnnnnnnnndd and arround and around.....ohhhoohhhohhhhahahhoooh,

and it comes out here!!!"

MM the mm

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She was bread in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here...

"No I don't believe in luck. No I don't believe in circumstance no more. Accidents never happen, in a perfect world. So I won't believe in luck."

"Accidents Never Happen" Blondie

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From "Buby Dupes...."

"If we had a boat, with the fish on the left side........"

MM the MM

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"I once shot a Morris chair from under Sitting Bull."
"Sitting?.......BULL!!"
"So he was standing."

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From Matri-Phony, when Curly sees the crab on the dinner table...

"A Tarantala!"

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(snooty dame....) "EXXCUUUUSSSSEE MEEEEE!!!!"

Curly- "Oh that's okay lady, you can't help it if you're crazy!"

MM the MM

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Moe pokes Larry in the eyes after he accidently pokes Moe in the eye with a shovel handle..

Curly: "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....any eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth????"

Moe pokes CURLY in the eyes..

Curly: "EEEYYEE, EEEYEEE, EYYYYEE, EYYYYYEEE!!!!!

MM the MM

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We gotcha out didn't we...without even hoitin the pipe

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"Hey fellas... I CAN'T HEAR A THING!!!"

(Moe) "What's a matter kid??"

"I AIN'T LISNTEN!!!"

MM the MM

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Welcome Clint55!

"Ladda-dee, ladda-da..." ~

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I found a Corona.

It was a Corona Corona...

...but I only found half of it.

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Always fun to read these!

"No I don't believe in luck. No I don't believe in circumstance no more. Accidents never happen, in a perfect world. So I won't believe in luck."

"Accidents Never Happen" Blondie

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"Address the judge as your honor" ~ Bud Jamison

"Well you see, it was like this my honor." ~

"Not my honor. Your honor!" ~ Jamison

"What's the matter? Don't ya like him?" ~

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Curley while hiding in the radio -

Calling all cars
Calling all cars
Be on the lookout for 3 photographers.
They ain't in here

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"Well, ya break the ahhm off about there....." "what's a matter, you dont like that? Then we can blast!!!!"

MM

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Too funny! Keep 'em comin'!

"I'll leave a message on the radio tell you where to come and find me- I've got a box of black magic for you."

"Lenina", The Vapors

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Mug- "What kind of a fool do you take me for???"

Curly- "WHY, IS THERE MORE THAN ONE KIND????!!!"

MM

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from A PLUMBING WE WILL GO:
After attempting to stop the leak in the bathroom...

"I'm surrounded!!!!!" ~

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That is so funny.

"I'll leave a message on the radio tell you where to come and find me- I've got a box of black magic for you."

"Lenina", The Vapors

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"Hey fellas...ain't I gettin' to look like Barrymore every day????"

MM the MM

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How could we forget....

"MOE, LARRY THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!"

MM

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"Rogueford ,(?),...No,...Limberger !!!!"

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Da boys are trying to remove cement from curly's feet.

- Yer not gonna Blast?

- Wot would you do?

- I'd blast!

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"What's behind those drapes" ~ Guard

"The back-a-the-drapes." ~

"Oh yeah?" ~ Guard

"Yeah." ~

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(dame) "Do you Rhumba???" (Curly) "Only when I take bicarbonate!"

MM the MM

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the mumbled aside in 'disorder' is
moe: "superstitious, eh?"
curly: "oh, vi-sci kid..."
vi-sci is a curlyism of 'sci-fi' (i'm an intelligent imbecile...)
and i always liked:
dancing girl, when curly's jacket disintegrates:"oh, a striptease, eh?"
curly: "fascinating, isn't it??"
and curly under the wood wagon: "i'm so aggravated!!"
"As an artist you live in conflict and contradiction, you make your art out of conflict and contradiction." -- Sherman Alexei

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"Vi -Sci" I may have to use that.

"They're all one wire short of full brain!"

Hakaida

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"she was bred in ol' kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here"

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Welcome JustaKnucklehead!

"Calling Dr. Howard! Dr. Fine! Dr. Howard!!"
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Moe: "Whatsa mattah with you??"

Curly: " A HAHWNET'S TRYIN' TO HAHWN IN ON ME!!!!"

Moe: "Wait a minute...I see 'em" CLLLAANNNNGGG!!!!!

Curly: "OHHHHH LLLOOOOOKKKK!!!!'

Moe: "You with that iron head of yours...now I'm liable to
have to pay for another hammah!!"

MM the MM

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"BEANS, BEANS...DATS ALL I GET IS BEANS!!!!!"

MM

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Curly casts his fishin' line, and a loud clang is heard as Moe get's hit in the head.....

Curly: "WHAT A SINKER!!!!"

MM the MM

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Curly......"If we had a boat...with the fish on the left side...."

Moe: "Never mind, when ya didn't know what you were talkin' about ya really had somethin'!"

mm THE mm

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"Every time I hear that weasil tune, something inside me snaps and everything goes black"

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"Sorry , gentlemen , ya' can't have any hamburger. The meat's too fresh."

Dame,.."I'm so afraid you'll get hurt , dear."
Curly,..."Don't worry about me , dear . I'm a man without feelings."

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From "Hoi Poli"...

"Ya aint got a toothpick have ya bud??"

MM the MM

by **Lunkhead** on June 6th, 2005, 9:42 pm

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Mug- "What kind of a fool do you take me for???"

Curly- "WHY, IS THERE MORE THAN ONE KIND????!!!"

MM

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from A PLUMBING WE WILL GO:
After attempting to stop the leak in the bathroom...

"I'm surrounded!!!!!" ~

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That is so funny.

"I'll leave a message on the radio tell you where to come and find me- I've got a box of black magic for you."

"Lenina", The Vapors

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"Hey fellas...ain't I gettin' to look like Barrymore every day????"

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How could we forget....

"MOE, LARRY THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!"

MM

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"Rogueford ,(?),...No,...Limberger !!!!"

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Da boys are trying to remove cement from curly's feet.

- Yer not gonna Blast?

- Wot would you do?

- I'd blast!

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"What's behind those drapes" ~ Guard

"The back-a-the-drapes." ~

"Oh yeah?" ~ Guard

"Yeah." ~

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(dame) "Do you Rhumba???" (Curly) "Only when I take bicarbonate!"

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the mumbled aside in 'disorder' is
moe: "superstitious, eh?"
curly: "oh, vi-sci kid..."
vi-sci is a curlyism of 'sci-fi' (i'm an intelligent imbecile...)
and i always liked:
dancing girl, when curly's jacket disintegrates:"oh, a striptease, eh?"
curly: "fascinating, isn't it??"
and curly under the wood wagon: "i'm so aggravated!!"
"As an artist you live in conflict and contradiction, you make your art out of conflict and contradiction." -- Sherman Alexei

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"Vi -Sci" I may have to use that.

"They're all one wire short of full brain!"

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"she was bred in ol' kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here"

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Welcome JustaKnucklehead!

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Moe: "Whatsa mattah with you??"

Curly: " A HAHWNET'S TRYIN' TO HAHWN IN ON ME!!!!"

Moe: "Wait a minute...I see 'em" CLLLAANNNNGGG!!!!!

Curly: "OHHHHH LLLOOOOOKKKK!!!!'

Moe: "You with that iron head of yours...now I'm liable to
have to pay for another hammah!!"

MM the MM

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"BEANS, BEANS...DATS ALL I GET IS BEANS!!!!!"

MM

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Curly casts his fishin' line, and a loud clang is heard as Moe get's hit in the head.....

Curly: "WHAT A SINKER!!!!"

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Curly......"If we had a boat...with the fish on the left side...."

Moe: "Never mind, when ya didn't know what you were talkin' about ya really had somethin'!"

mm THE mm

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"Every time I hear that weasil tune, something inside me snaps and everything goes black"

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Also from "Punch Drunks"

"Sorry , gentlemen , ya' can't have any hamburger. The meat's too fresh."

Dame,.."I'm so afraid you'll get hurt , dear."
Curly,..."Don't worry about me , dear . I'm a man without feelings."

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From "Hoi Poli"...

"Ya aint got a toothpick have ya bud??"

MM the MM

by **Lunkhead** on June 6th, 2005, 9:43 pm

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Can't allow a "Curly qoutes" thread to drop off page 1 so I'm adding some more to keep this going!

Curly,,,,"I'm stabbed, I'm dead, I'm murdered, I'm killed, I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? I'm slaughtered, I'm annihilated, I'm destroyed, I'm barbecued, I'm done for. Can you think of anything else?
Moe,,,,"No, you've covered it all."
Curly,,,,"I'm not even wounded?!"
Moe,,,,"That's what you think!" slap smack bonk

Moe,,,"Oh a microphoney!"
Curly,,,"And a phoney at the mike."

Curly,,,,"Well doctor, I've a terrific pain right here. Everytime I squeeze my adams apple, I taste cider!"

Larry,,,,"How about this? Wanted grave diggers, good pay and,,,,,
Moe,,,," No no no no,,,Too morbid."
Curly,,,,"The morbid, the merrier." smack slap bash

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Go Kitty Go! Good ones!

from DIZZY PILOTS

"Contact!" ~

"Contact!" ~

"Hey, I wanna contact too." ~

"You wanna contact. Wait right here." ~ <<positions Curly under the Buzzard's propeller then clangs his dome with said propeller>>

CLANG!!

"Oh, oh, oh..." ~

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i just watched that one myself! man that's a funny one!
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One of my favs.

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Moe,,,,"Anything that the Wright brothers can do, the Wrong brothers can do. Right?"

Larry,,,,"Right!"

Curly,,,,"Wrong,,,,,brothers."

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Moe,,,"If we're discovered, we're lost."
Curly,,,,"You're crazy, if we're discovered, we're found."

Moe,,,"What's the matter with him?"
Curly,,,,"Tarpon monoxide?"

Curly,,,,"Hey, have you a fishing license?"
Moe,,,,"No."
Curly,,,,"Then give me back my fish!"

Larry,,,,"Hey wait a minute, I can't find the negative."
Moe,,,,"How about the positive."
Curly,,,,"I'm positive about the negative but I'm a little negative about the positive."
Moe,,,"Oh, negative eh!" slap slap smack

Moe,,,,'How do you spell chrysanthemum? Oh ignorant eh?" slap "How do you spell it?
Curly,,,,"C-H-R-Y-S-A-N-T-H-E-M-U-M."
Moe,,,,"Why wasn't you here a minute ago!" smack slap

Hahahahaha, I still can't believe how well Curly reeled off the spelling in chrysanthemum in that short. I feel better already!

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Curly,,,,"Well, there is a hole in the floor. That's dangerous. I'll put a throw-rug over it."

Moe,,,,"Get up you sleepy heads, look at me every morning wide awake, 11o'clock."
Larry,,,,"I'm awake."
Moe,,,"How about you?"
Curly,,,"I'm awake but I can't get my eyes open, (plink) OUCH, thanks!"

Man,,,,,"How dare you hold my wife in front of my eyes."
Curly,,,,"Turn around, I'll hug her behind your back."

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Larry,,,,"Maybe they'll miss us."
Curly,,,,"That'll be an arrow excape."

Moe,,,,"You hear that?"
Curly,,,,"Sounds like there's a bear down there. I'm gonna get a trap!"
Moe,,,,"Wait a minute, how can there be a bear down there?!"
Curly,,,,"It's bearly possible."

Curly,,,,"Say I've got an uncle in Cairo, he's a chiropractor, nyuk nyuk nyuk."

Curly,,,,"What's the matter with you?"
Moe,,,,"I just drank some paint."
Curly,,,,"That's silly, I always drink coffee."

Curly,,,,"Oh a termite with dandruff."

Moe,,,,"I'll explain it so that even you'll understand it!"
Moe,,,,, "Moe - Oemay,,,,,, Larry - Arrylay,,,,,,,Curly? -"
Curly,,,,"CurlyQ!" slap smash

Curly,,,,"I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid...What a liar I am!"

Curly,,,,"Well I reckon that if there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."

Moe,,,,,"All for one"!
Larry,,,,,"One for all"!
Curly,,,,,,"I'll take care of myself"!

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Curly,,,,"Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these, and Woo woo woo woo!"

Curly,,,,"The bear was here in person, I tell ya! I saw him with my eyes, I heard him with my ears, and his trap got me by the tail!" I think that was from idiots deluxe?

Curly,,,,"I'll be back in a quack with a quack, and I do mean quack!" A Ducking They Did Go

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Lady,,,,"Care to trip the light fantastic"?
Curly,,,,"No, I'd rather dance."

Larry,,,,"Say Doctor, What do you know about mixing medison?"
Curly,,,,"Well Professor, you mix a little of this and a little of that."
Larry,,,,"Say, we got alot of this."
Curly,,,,"Then I'll try that."

by **Lunkhead** on June 9th, 2005, 5:46 pm

"Truth is stranger than fiction, Judgy Wudgy" ~ :curly3:

by **Umday** on June 12th, 2005, 8:26 pm

Curly: You mean I'm umday in pig language?
Moe: Your umday in any language!
Curly: Oh thank you.

by **Lunkhead** on June 12th, 2005, 8:28 pm

- There ya go!

by **Xenorama** on June 12th, 2005, 8:38 pm

now that's a lot of quotes!

super service!

by **Umday** on June 12th, 2005, 8:58 pm

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