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Whacky Alternate Titles

Postby Lunkhead on June 15th, 2005, 4:37 pm

Sometimes it's fun to come up with crazy, alternate titles for our beloved monster/horror/sci-fi flicks.

Here are a few that hit me during a recent bout of insomnia:


INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS or iPOD-DED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE

HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN or FRANKENSTEIN’S MUDDY ERROR

MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS or THE NUTTY PROFESSOR OF DUNSTON

I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE or SOME LEFT RUNNING

CARNIVAL OF SOULS or THE GREATEST CREEPSHOW ON EARTH

THE GIANT CLAW or THE AMAZING COLOSSAL GONZO

THE KILLER SHREWS or WHEN SORE REX REASONS GO BAD

DAWN OF THE DEAD or MEN OF LA MUNCHA

ATOM AGE VAMPIRE or NUCLEAR NOSFERATU

I BURY THE LIVING or EDGAR ALLAN’S FAMILY PLOT

SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS or THE ANGRY RED NICHOLAS

THE DEVIL BAT or THE GOODBYE GUY

THE WAR OF THE WORLDS or THOSE MAGNIFICENT MARTIANS IN THEIR FLYING MACHINES

THE BEAST WITH FIVE FINGERS or MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER

ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE or WITH SIX 'SHROOM OMELETS YOU GET FRENCH TOAST


OK, I'm really reaching with that last one... well probably with all of them, but maybe we can have some laughs with this.
Whatcha think? Have any to share?
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Postby Afa Dollah on June 20th, 2005, 11:59 am

THE WOLFMAN or THE TROUBLE WITH HAIRY

FRANKENSTEIN or A MAN OF MANY PARTS

THE MUMMY or THE WRAPTURE

JACK THE RIPPER or FAREWELL MY CONCUBINE

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS or THE BAD SEED
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more titles

Postby Lunkenstein on June 20th, 2005, 6:54 pm

Great Afa! I love em.

Here's some more...

THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION or GUESS WHO'S SLURPING HIS DINNER

MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE or RUE McCLANAHAN MEETS A PARIS GORILLA

FROM HELL IT CAME or A TREE GROWS ON PITCAIRN

FIEND WITHOUT A FACE or HOW TO MAKEUP ERIC

I, ROBOT or DIARY OF A DALLAS COWBOY FAN

THE CRAWLING HAND or MICHAEL JACKSON'S BAD

TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000 or TONIGHT I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 4999

MOTEL HELL or MRS. BATES INCORPORATES (Tagline: We’ll leave the knives out for you.)

IT, THE TERROR FROM BEYOND SPACE or DON'T RAISE THE ELECTRICITY, LOWER THE OXYGEN
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Postby Afa Dollah on June 20th, 2005, 11:55 pm

THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON or A FISH CALLED WA...AAARRRGGGHHH!

THE INVISIBLE MAN or NOW YOU SEE HIM, NOW YOU DON'T

ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN or THE ROSIE ODONNELL SHOW

BLOODSUCKING FREAKS or INSIDE THE IRS
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