Sometimes it's fun to come up with crazy, alternate titles for our beloved monster/horror/sci-fi flicks.
Here are a few that hit me during a recent bout of insomnia:
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS or iPOD-DED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE
HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN or FRANKENSTEIN’S MUDDY ERROR
MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS or THE NUTTY PROFESSOR OF DUNSTON
I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE or SOME LEFT RUNNING
CARNIVAL OF SOULS or THE GREATEST CREEPSHOW ON EARTH
THE GIANT CLAW or THE AMAZING COLOSSAL GONZO
THE KILLER SHREWS or WHEN SORE REX REASONS GO BAD
DAWN OF THE DEAD or MEN OF LA MUNCHA
ATOM AGE VAMPIRE or NUCLEAR NOSFERATU
I BURY THE LIVING or EDGAR ALLAN’S FAMILY PLOT
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS or THE ANGRY RED NICHOLAS
THE DEVIL BAT or THE GOODBYE GUY
THE WAR OF THE WORLDS or THOSE MAGNIFICENT MARTIANS IN THEIR FLYING MACHINES
THE BEAST WITH FIVE FINGERS or MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER
ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE or WITH SIX 'SHROOM OMELETS YOU GET FRENCH TOAST
OK, I'm really reaching with that last one... well probably with all of them, but maybe we can have some laughs with this.
Whatcha think? Have any to share?